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Cougar Demotivational Poster


PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




COUGARS -


TAGS: cougars
Rating: 3.41/5

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MashiMashi - September 11, 2012, 11:00 am
repost to dousche


YOU'VE BEEN WARNED -




PUMA - The phase a woman experiences before becoming a cougar.


TAGS: puma cougar women phases
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:07 am
Dude! Those blue pills make me feel like I'm having a heart attack . . . . the best heart attack I ever want :-D
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:57 am
Just cuz you are doesn't mean she has to be...remember, little blue pill my friend!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:37 am
For me, she must be squishy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:35 am
I never understood this attraction that some men have for women with hard bodies.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 11:48 am
wrong side of 60...I'm a 49er.
MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:41 am
Thanks GaryO I'll take everything I can get. By the way...how old are you...purrr (lol).
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 10:39 am
WOOF!! 5 kitties


COUGARS - They won't stop at anything to get fresh meat.


TAGS: fresh meat cougar bride groom
Rating: 4.53/5

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Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 12:17 pm
you know it


DRUNKEN REGRETS -


TAGS: cougar alcohol regret
Rating: 4.91/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 16, 2012, 3:19 pm
Too funny... love it.
jig - February 15, 2012, 3:38 pm
The creepiest urban legend ever ever ever ever !


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cougar
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


IT HAS TO BE THIS BIG -




COUGARS - They know what you want.


TAGS: cougars
Rating: 2.47/5

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Sho - March 8, 2010, 6:55 am
Deauxma =


LOOK AWAY! - Too late...The Cougar has you caught! I hope you have a GOLD CARD,you're gonna need it.




SMART ASS KIDS - Why some cougars eat their young.




THIS IS EMBARRAS*ING MOM - ...There's Another Motifaker About To Put Our Picture On The Internet, Just Because You Call Yourself A Cougar!


TAGS: cougar women
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:53 pm
Excellent!


AMERICAN DIVERSITY -




Cougar -




WHO'S KIDDING WHO? -


TAGS: may challenge cougars
Rating: 4.25/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 11:35 am
You're a lucky guy Sick.


COUGARS - The glasses are a mandatory accessory.


TAGS: cougars
Rating: 3.43/5

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YOUR FIRST THREESOME -


TAGS: niecy nash drunken cougars bitch of a prom date taking lemons and making lemonade
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 1:41 am
crap


AUNTIE SAMMY WANTS YOU! - So...you're the poor s.o.b that pulled the short straw in the Cougar Bait Bar Round huh?


TAGS: cougar bait young men bar
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:01 am
There’s a line? Well, Fan won’t be long, I don’t care how many straws he has, but damn, I’m not into the bulldog eatin’ mayonnaise scene…..guess I’ll just cruise the pound again.
TheGoat - May 30, 2012, 2:23 am
My first reaction to this one was "Since when is Hillary Clinton in Motifakes?"
MissPriss - May 29, 2012, 11:52 pm
Whoa...back of the line buddy. I think fan's soemwhere in the line and he has more than his share of the straws.
MissPriss - May 29, 2012, 11:51 pm
But now she has experience! More choice on the platter so to speak.
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 8:35 pm
S-o-o-o-o, where does one get those short straws, and how many can one have?
Reality Lord - May 29, 2012, 6:06 pm

Did her. She was hotter 25 yrs ago :)
MissPriss - May 29, 2012, 4:42 pm
Not mine...it's a pic of my Mom..or is it my Grandma. Anyhow can only hope to age that well! Thanks all for the comments.
mariand - May 29, 2012, 4:17 pm
I thought it isn't allowed the use of self portraits for posters...lol
Sho - May 29, 2012, 3:40 pm
Well I guess I'm not into cougars then. This isn't hot for me at all
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:38 pm
Same here, but I'd still take that straw.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 9:30 pm

well, at my age she isn't a cougar, she is "socially acceptable"
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:01 pm
I'll take that short straw.


Sliding Doors -




DATING SCENE - Damn cougars


TAGS: cougars dating girl boy kiss
Rating: 4.69/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:18 am
thanks, it's me when I was 5
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Well done, I like this one.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Well done, I like this one.


COUGARS - Watch out boy, she'll chew you up


TAGS: cougars
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:15 pm
I rejected this already... heojkm, stop with the cougar stuff - it's old.


LINDA HOGAN'S BOYTOY -




THE WSU SCHOOL OF ANIMAL SCIENCES - announced the successful breeding of a Cougar with a Gopher. The result was six more weeks of bad football




HIS FATAL WEAKNESS -




THE REAL COUGARS - This is a real cougar, you're just an old perverted, cradle robbing, nymphomaniac.


TAGS: cougar
Rating: 4.21/5

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TheGoat - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
so where can I get me a perverted nymphomaniac?
MashiMashi - March 17, 2013, 10:34 am
wouldn't let me share


COUGARS -


TAGS: cougars assignment don t piss off the furries
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:15 pm
5LOL!


IDOL - Switching Paula for Ellen? Simon's t-shirt must be cutting off the circulation to his brain.




JAGUARS - They look forward to the time when the cougars come to visit.


TAGS: cougar
Rating: 3.22/5

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COUGAR TERRITORY -


TAGS: caution you are entering cougar territory
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:37 pm
You heard him, Push knowitall in the river.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:06 pm
push that tranny in the river, ew
MO - August 16, 2009, 9:09 pm
I'm not throughly convinced that that she isn't a he. And that rail looks shopped. Tell he/she that if she is a he the convieniently located "kick stand" will prevent a nassy spill onto the pavement.
Sean - August 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
I'm thinkin' this one's a little on the mean side, but she looks like she's just barely pullin' off that silly pose on that aesthtically challenged rail.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 4:02 pm
Good reference. Melikes.


COUGAR - L.A. needed another one of those, like it needed an over-rated soccer player.




RONDA MACK - Cause drama is her middle name!




Boys Don't Cry -


TAGS: cougar dating sites experience cry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 5:17 pm
Well she ain't no cougar...she's graduated to Puma by now!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 4:59 pm
Well…..shyt……just realized my high school sex ed tutor is now eighty some years old…..gotta be mighty weathered by now….probably….I wonder…..
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:29 pm
Teehee!
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:30 pm
HA!


Take a seat -


TAGS: cougar invisible camouflage bench sitting
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 1:42 am
Gotta love the words that get censored here...bahaha. Glad the poster gave ya a chuckle grey.
Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:58 am
Ha ha ha. Lady of many faces, Mistress of disguise...


Cougars -


TAGS: secrets older women cougars age
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cougar gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.


Cougar Math -




WELL MAINTAINED -




HEY GUYYSSS!!!! - This is not what I meant with a Cougar


TAGS: cougar
Rating: 4.6/5

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AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.




GARY THE NO TRASH COUGAR - Preventing landfills one school at a time




Winter Camping -


TAGS: lost cold hungry with a cougar
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 10:10 pm
Tabasco
rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:10 pm

I'm guessing up North where you don't see people for 16 months out of the year you are talking from experience
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 8:03 pm
Paprika
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:56 pm

I wonder what seasoning works best on human flesh....strictly for scientific reasons
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 3:55 am
traffic stops. We weren't cops. We assisted the police, but my patrol route provided me with a LOT of experience!!!!! FR and I both did a stint in the Navy. Nope. We don't have normal conversations at our table either! And the humor? As you know, daaark!!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 3:49 am
I'm from an anti-law enforcement family--big brother crap. A handful of cops became my big bros, decided I was worth saving. 9-1/2 years ambulance (5 in L.A.) 3 yrs private patrol officer pwrs of arrest, weapons, etc.) The only thing I didn't do was ---
lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 12:09 am

She's just outside Syracuse. We are a law enforcement family. When she was a young teen, she came home after spending the night at a friend's. "Mom, do you realize how different our dinner table conversation is?" Yeah, I do.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 12:01 am
Bet she and I could clear a pizza parlor in under 5 min! Favorite Redhead from Lafayette/Syracuse
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 11:46 pm

Oh, she's moved on from that. She's now a forensic death investigator in Upstate New York.
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 11:45 pm
Awesomeness! Tell the little tyke I'm proud of her!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 10:08 pm

Not only a coroner, THE coroner, the youngest elected coroner in the US, She won the election when she was 23.
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 10:02 pm
Coroner? Then she's got a sicker sense of humor than I do, but I'll think she's funny!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 6:09 pm

Learned at her mother's knee...
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:47 pm
Did she do her own cooking?
Sho - January 16, 2016, 5:25 pm
lmao 5L
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 4:04 pm

My daughter went to the University in Laramie. She often said that living there was a little like being stranded with the Donner Party, only the food was better. She stopped saying that when she became the county coroner...(truth)
EmilioDumphque - January 16, 2016, 2:25 pm
Never do it without the "Donner Party Recipe book"
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 12:14 pm

...and i just watched that movie "ravenous"...argh


UNREQUITED LOVE -




Lady Killer -


TAGS: loves those sixth grade cougars
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:42 pm
Nope. He's guilty as fuhhh!


Cougar Club -


TAGS: famous women cougars boyfriends single born
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 16, 2016, 9:52 am
At my age I'll take any of the above.
CloudchaserS - June 16, 2016, 9:17 am
Sometimes I wonder if a woman who goes out with women half her age is a cougar, what's a man who goes out with women half his age? A man who likes men half his age? A woman who likes women half her age?


Los Angeles, California -


TAGS: cougars bears skunks raccoons no big
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2017, 4:40 am
part 2, C-bal was having problems elsewhere and kinda grumpy because of it. I haven't had any problems with him. He always responds to a verbal luv tap (like above) and chills. You're about 2 weeks 2 late. C-bal was havin' a bad day. Its over.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2017, 4:33 am
Hi Silvy! As stated, sometimes the 'symbol fairy' is just plain silly, even funny at times! Just like with those fabulous autocorrect errors! See part 2.....
Silverheart - May 4, 2017, 10:55 am

Can't really speak for my cohorts, but I don't get bent out of shape about the censor or gripes concerning it. It can get rather silly with the censoring of 3 - 5 letters of a word.
Silverheart - May 4, 2017, 10:55 am

Can't really speak for my cohorts, but I don't get bent out of shape about the censor or gripes concerning it. It can get rather silly with the censoring of 3 - 5 letters of a word.
mizzdizz - April 17, 2017, 5:13 am
Barking about the symbol fairy, which is a program, is allowed. When you get the Ban Hammer? That's a person with authority. I recommend using, 'Yessir, thank you, sir, not a problem sir' Learned that trick in the Navy, chuckle, chuckle...
Cannabal - April 16, 2017, 1:57 pm
Don't try to argue with the Censor, otherwise the mods will start gettin' real pis'sy.
mizzdizz - April 5, 2017, 10:32 am
the symbol fairy censored C-O-U-G-A-R?? W T F? Silly little symbol fairy! Maybe one will think you will make a tasty little snack.


Milfgyne -


TAGS: pills cougar bait morning after
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
Sit Thedge...that's a good boy!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:34 pm
Hmm... a strong statement of ownership. I once felt like that about my Alsation Wolf Dog, then realized just who had really been trained.
lgvernon - November 10, 2014, 2:11 pm

OK TEAKHEAD
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 7:03 pm
Well……I sure didn’t know you were into necrophilia, but I’ll be game…or gamey, and stiff, jus like ya like ‘em (weeeeird)
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:43 pm

GaryO, it would kill ya', and the undertaker would charge extra to get the smile off your face.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:36 am
Menopause, the gift, true, but these wimin, these wimin here just love to have their way with me...which may or may not be good. I can only stay up so long.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:25 am
OK, well, I’m going to bed now...with my WOMAN
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Ah, no worries. That menopause thingy kills that issue. Still, huh? Can you count it up to 'lost in translation' for a graceful salvage?
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:57 pm
GRAMMAS! IT’S GRAMMAS I’D LIKE TO....shyt, somehow I have the feeling this will not go well for me
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'm not. He's always got his nose in other guys...OH!...okay I'm surprised too!
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:46 pm

GILF~~that's Guy I'd Like to....GAryO! I'm surprised at you!
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:37 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...I think what you're asking about are those little blue pills and then ain't a damn thing gonna help you the morning after.
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
One can only hope!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:29 pm
Uh, is there one for GILFs, and uh...m-m...perhaps GGILFs?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:15 pm

Too, too funny!~~I wonder if Obamacare covers it?


COUGAR TOWN -




Retreat -


TAGS: cougar eyes woods run man
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:21 pm
ROTFL!!!! Yuk-yuk, once again, you have brightened up a day that involved a very unpleasant task by making me laugh so hard I choked on my coffee! TNX!!!!!!!!! 5L!


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